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Ape Lighter Won’t Terrorize Fay Wray


King Kong may be of no use to you, but this miniature version of his offspring will be useful whenever you need a nicotine fix. A quick squeeze on his head and he will breathe fire on demand. Which means this particular ape is better off in your pocket than the wild, because only you can prevent forest fires.

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