If you find yourself sitting behind a computer all day dutifully attending to your job, kissing the boss’ ass, and using annoying “office speak” like “touch base, ” “face-time,” and “synergy” – I regret to inform you that you are a corporate whore. And now we have the perfect briefcase for you.
Each briefcase measures 13.75 inches x 9.5 inches x 3.5 inches and has “Corporate Whore” printed on the sides in huge blocky letters that are only visible when viewed at certain angles. Pen and business card compartments inside, with ample room for shredded documents.
Seriously though, corporate whore or not – if you use “office speak,” cut that shit out. It’s the most annoying thing ever.
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