I’m a nerd – that’s why I write for this site. But you have to draw the line somewhere, and the Cyber Snipa is so far beyond the line that I can’t even see it.
“The hardcore tag houses a 512mb USB memory stick, with an in use status light, ideal for storing all your top secret files. For the old school die hard battle fans out there, the USB Dog Tag has a secondary feature list that would have John Rambo drooling…the seemingly bullet proof brushed steel design is further enhanced by the fact that it houses a stainless steel screwdriver, pliers, and can opener as well as a super bright push button torch light for those moments when the enemy has plied you with weapons, grade cocktails and you can’t find the key hole in the dark. To complete your fully functional field bling, there’s even an authentic army style chain to hang around your neck, just don’t let it fall into enemy hands!”
The Cyber Snipa USB Dog Tags are available for £26.95 ($54), which is probably a little expensive for most 12 year old boys (which I can only assume is the target demographic).