These “fortune” bandages are light on predictions and heavy on commentary with statements like “that was dumb” and “sucks to be you” printed on them. A real fortune would be something like “Since you’re an idiot, you’ll hurt yourself today”, or “Buy Neosporin dumbass, you’re gonna need it”. At least then they’ll be imparting valuable information rather than just mocking you from your boo-boo.
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