This is probably some sort of wacky concept product (or a joke), but it is too hysterical to ignore. According to American Inventor Spot, the “Gotta Go Briefcase” was developed by a Japanese company looking to give corporate go-getters the edge in productivity.
Apparently the device can hold around 80 Kilos or 175 lbs of ass candy – which is as impractical as it is disgusting.
“So how did you get that hernia?” the Doctor asked.
“Hauling around my own shit.” the patient replied.
And let’s not forget how much of a bitch cleanup would be.