If you want to assure that your children will grow up to despise you, purchasing a Happy Baby Cap would be a good start. Basically, the caps are just stupid looking wigs with a warm, hat-like lining.
You can choose from “The Donald” (pictured above), along with “The Bob”, “The Lil’ Kim”, and “The Samuel L” (pictured after the break).
Happy Baby Caps are available from Bim Bam Banana for $67.
The Lil’ Kim:
The Samuel L: