The Kitchen Knife Mirror will scare the hell out of others while it allows you to make sure you are looking your best. Any time you want to give yourself a quick check, just pull this cleaver out and start gazing. You can be sure that those sitting around you will certainly have a look of concern on their face wondering what your plans are with the large knife. Particularly effective if your actions have been a little erratic in the past.
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LENDS NEW DIMENSION TO THE ADMONITION: “HURRY UP WITH FIXING YOUR FACE, CHOP-CHOP!”
ALSO HANDY FOR DENTAL DETAILING . . . “A CHOPPER TO EXAMINE YER CHOPPERS!”
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