Kitchen Knife Mirror

by Jeff Chenkus on July 4, 2009

in Misc. Gadgets

kitchen-knife-mirror

The Kitchen Knife Mirror will scare the hell out of others while it allows you to make sure you are looking your best. Any time you want to give yourself a quick check, just pull this cleaver out and start gazing. You can be sure that those sitting around you will certainly have a look of concern on their face wondering what your plans are with the large knife. Particularly effective if your actions have been a little erratic in the past.

Product Page ($9.90)

  • SIGMUND KERNS

    LENDS NEW DIMENSION TO THE ADMONITION: “HURRY UP WITH FIXING YOUR FACE, CHOP-CHOP!”

    ALSO HANDY FOR DENTAL DETAILING . . . “A CHOPPER TO EXAMINE YER CHOPPERS!”

    AND A COUPLE CAN GAZE UPON EACH OTHER,CHEEK-T-CHEEK AS ONE MURMORS: “CLEAVE UNTO ME, MY LOVE!”

    (YEA, I KNOW; SUCH SICK HUMOUR YOU WANNA GIVE ME THE CHOP!)

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