Latex Wild Boar
Posted by Sean Fallon on June 23, 2007
Filed Under Bizarre Gadgets, Misc. Gadgets | Stumble This
The product description for the Latex Wild Boar is as follows:
If burnt sienna eyes and buttercup yellow tusks were found on any other creature, jaundice would be a primary concern. But on this 15.5″ Latex Stuffed Wild Boar, it all seems natural. He communicates a palpable sense of wisdom through his piercing gaze even though his eyes are pointing in two different directions. Otherwise toothless, his impressive snout houses two intimidating incisors that peak out over a bristled muzzle. His cloven hooves are braced in an attack position; with this Latex Wild Boar on your team, victory is imminent.
Victory over what? Seriously, I’m just as confused by this thing as you are.
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