Put down that Mt. Dew my fellow nerds, because an energy drink has been formulated to meet our specific needs.
The developers of the Nerd Energy Drink claim that their beverage:
- Contains 50% more energy ingredients than the leading competitors
- Is the best tasting on the market
- Contains special ingredients to increase energy brain focus and memory retention. These ingredients include Vinpocetine, Huperzine A, DMAE, Chinease Ginko Biloba, Taurine, Glucuronolactone, and plenty of caffeine - a full list of ingredients is available on the product page.
Obviously these claims cannot be fully substantiated, but any drink willing to call itself “Nerd” is alright by me. Besides, drinking out of an open sewer would provide more nutritional value than Mt. Dew.
Product Page ( 24 cans for $48 )
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can u please make nerd energy drink stickers???