Oral Sex Snorkel
Posted by Sean Fallon on September 5, 2007
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According to the product site, this oral sex snorkel allows you to “breathe normally while giving her a long lustful licking she’ll never forget.” Chances are, it will result in gut wrenching laughter as well - and we all know how big of a turn-on that is. But hey, if you can’t breathe the party will come to a screeching halt anyway. So the next time you are taking a dip at the Y, strap on this oral sex snorkel and get to work son!
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morons
And they didn’t think to attach a USB powered self-lubricating mechanical tongue to that contraption? Merely retaining ability to breathe is sufficient? Virgins, clearly.
THAT’s gonna make you look sexy…
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