A Stoner’s Guide To Investing:
1. Never put your money in a commercial bank. The Government uses that money to fund secret experiments on aliens, whales, and drifters. Money is safer in a sock under your bed or in a bank like the one pictured above.
2. Put your money into the herbs and Cheetos markets. They have a nearly identical pattern of growth for some strange reason.
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