Scented Bacon Tuxedo

Posted by Sean Fallon on March 31, 2007
Filed Under Bizarre Gadgets, Misc. Gadgets | Stumble This

Bacon Suit

Behold - Uncle Oinker’s Bacon Scented Print Tuxedo. It looks like bacon, smells like bacon, and it will ensure that you:

A. will get lots of attention as the worst dressed person in the room
B. will remain a virgin
C. will get mauled by neighborhood dogs

Uncle Oinker’s Bacon Scented Print Tuxedo is available for $99.95.

RGS

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  1. breakfast blogger » Blog Archive » The Weird World of Bacon on June 25th, 2007 10:33 pm

    [...] the young men out there will have a whole year to save up and put an order in for their very own bacon print scented tuxedo! Thats right, you can not only go to prom looking like bacon, but you will have the girl drooling [...]

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