Who is the asshole leaving the words “Shag Me” all over the sand at the beach? You are! Or at least you could be if you pick up a pair of Shag Me sandals.
Obviously, the raised letters at the bottom of the shoe will leave an imprint on the sand as you walk. It’s actually a pretty amusing concept, but the phrase “Shag Me” is a little too 1997 for my taste.
You can pick up a pair of Shag Me sandals for $14 from Bim Bam Banana. Also available in a “Make Love” version for the ladies.

