This product has it all. Cool little Shakespearean books, each containing two gumballs. Each one also contains a nice Shakespearean styled insult. Your supposed beneficence and highbrow tastes will immediately be downgraded once they reach the insult. Your one chance of putting one over on them is if they do not quite understand what they are reading, but what fun is an insult if they don’t get it?
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