Even though a public swimming pool can’t compete with the beach, you can still take a boogie board in the water and experience a shark attack (of sorts) thanks to this Great White pool predator. This 29″ inflatable shark packs a bladder in its gills which turns it into a giant squirt gun when filled, soaking targets with a spray of chlorine and child piss. And if that still doesn’t give you a beach feeling, then you can always count on slaps in the face when you ogle women, and those wonderful feelings of inadequacy when you show your body in a swimsuit. That alone makes me feel like I’m there.
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