The Submissive Jesus Prayer Answering Head is for all of those who feel that the big guy isn’t listening when we pray to win the lotto. Just hit Jesus up for something and twist the crown of thorns on his head. The pain will force him to answer your prayer with one of 100 random phrases.
That having been said, you had better pray that the atheists are right. Otherwise Jesus will be kicking your ass all over the afterlife.
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