The Boner Phone: Exactly What It Sounds Like

by Sean Fallon on June 28, 2007 · 14 comments

in Bizarre Gadgets, Misc. Gadgets

Boner Phone

It’s finally happened – a product that has completely blown my mind. Behold, the Bona-Phone – the world’s first penis phone. Features include: an orgasm ringtone, a shaft receiver, and a nutsack keypad with “touch bone” dialing.

Now, I could make all sorts of jokes about this, but I’m sure that you are already way ahead of me.

Product Page ( $29.99 )

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Texas_JAM June 28, 2007 at 5:23 pm

Good lord….

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Sean Fallon June 28, 2007 at 8:52 pm

Tell me about it!

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Walter Stonewall Vaan Allen June 29, 2007 at 10:59 am

Oh My! That’s just naughty! I have to ask does it vibrate to?

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Sean Fallon June 29, 2007 at 11:13 am

Not that I know of – but I see where you are going with that!

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cheryl April 15, 2008 at 8:37 pm

i want this bone a phone

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kari April 15, 2008 at 9:09 pm

my friend would go nuts to have this bona a phone
she has been asking for one like this 4ever it seems lol

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