The Boner Phone: Exactly What It Sounds Like

by Sean Fallon on June 28, 2007

in Bizarre Gadgets,Misc. Gadgets

Boner Phone

It’s finally happened – a product that has completely blown my mind. Behold, the Bona-Phone – the world’s first penis phone. Features include: an orgasm ringtone, a shaft receiver, and a nutsack keypad with “touch bone” dialing.

Now, I could make all sorts of jokes about this, but I’m sure that you are already way ahead of me.

Product Page ( $29.99 )

Tagged as: penis-related, phones, sex

  • http://theviewsoftheallseeingeyeviews.blogspot.com Texas_JAM

    Good lord….

  • Sean Fallon

    Tell me about it!

  • http://thesiblog.blogspot.com/ Walter Stonewall Vaan Allen

    Oh My! That’s just naughty! I have to ask does it vibrate to?

  • Sean Fallon

    Not that I know of – but I see where you are going with that!

  • cheryl

    i want this bone a phone

  • kari

    my friend would go nuts to have this bona a phone
    she has been asking for one like this 4ever it seems lol

  • http://www.perfectsixtynine.blogspot.com 69

    finally the world

  • reeree

    i REALLY want one and cannot find one anywhere have spent hrs going through the internet any ideas anyone?? x

  • victoria

    reeree you can get the bona phone at 1800getsilly.com loli bought one for my friend. she loved it.

  • http://www.facebook.com/georgia.carter3 Georgia Carter

    hey alder were you got this from
     

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