The Boner Phone: Exactly What It Sounds Like

Posted by Sean Fallon on June 28, 2007
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Boner Phone

It’s finally happened - a product that has completely blown my mind. Behold, the Bona-Phone - the world’s first penis phone. Features include: an orgasm ringtone, a shaft receiver, and a nutsack keypad with “touch bone” dialing.

Now, I could make all sorts of jokes about this, but I’m sure that you are already way ahead of me.

Product Page ( $29.99 )

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14 Responses to “The Boner Phone: Exactly What It Sounds Like”

  1. Texas_JAM on June 28th, 2007 5:23 pm

    Good lord….

  2. Sean Fallon on June 28th, 2007 8:52 pm

    Tell me about it!

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  5. Walter Stonewall Vaan Allen on June 29th, 2007 10:59 am

    Oh My! That’s just naughty! I have to ask does it vibrate to?

  6. Sean Fallon on June 29th, 2007 11:13 am

    Not that I know of - but I see where you are going with that!

  7. Technology news » Schwing: Bona-Phone, Stealing iPhone Thunder on June 30th, 2007 1:43 pm

    [...] With all the innovations surrounding the iPhone, we didn’t expect a product like the Bona-Phone to come along and steal the limelight. Featuring breakthroughs like “touch-bone” dialing and easy-to-hold shaft design, the learning curve of the $30 Bona-Phone is considered much lower given its organic, intuitive design. Trust us, if Meredith Viera was demoing the Bona-Phone on the Today Show, she would have had no problems “answering” the thing. Product Page [via nerdapproved] [...]

  8. demo » Blog Archive » Schwing: Bona-Phone, Stealing iPhone Thunder on June 30th, 2007 1:52 pm

    [...] With all the innovations surrounding the iPhone, we didn’t expect a product like the Bona-Phone to come along and steal the limelight. Featuring breakthroughs like “touch-bone” dialing and easy-to-hold shaft design, the learning curve of the $30 Bona-Phone is considered much lower given its organic, intuitive design. Trust us, if Meredith Viera was demoing the Bona-Phone on the Today Show, she would have had no problems “answering” the thing. Product Page [via nerdapproved] [...]

  9. Gizmodo Technology » Schwing: Bona-Phone, Stealing iPhone Thunder on June 30th, 2007 2:07 pm

    [...] With all the innovations surrounding the iPhone, we didn’t expect a product like the Bona-Phone to come along and steal the limelight. Featuring breakthroughs like “touch-bone” dialing and easy-to-hold shaft design, the learning curve of the $30 Bona-Phone is considered much lower given its organic, intuitive design. Trust us, if Meredith Viera was demoing the Bona-Phone on the Today Show, she would have had no problems “answering” the thing. Product Page [via nerdapproved] [...]

  10. Schwing: Bona-Phone, Stealing iPhone Thunder on July 1st, 2007 4:29 am

    [...] With all the innovations surrounding the iPhone, we didn’t expect a product like the Bona-Phone to come along and steal the limelight. Featuring breakthroughs like “touch-bone” dialing and easy-to-hold shaft design, the learning curve of the $30 Bona-Phone is considered much lower given its organic, intuitive design. Trust us, if Meredith Viera was demoing the Bona-Phone on the Today Show, she would have had no problems “answering” the thing. Product Page [via nerdapproved] [...]

  11. Schwing: Bona-Phone, Stealing iPhone Thunder at RazorSharp iPods & Raw Gadgets on July 1st, 2007 1:41 pm

    [...] With all the innovations surrounding the iPhone, we didn’t expect a product like the Bona-Phone to come along and steal the limelight. Featuring breakthroughs like “touch-bone” dialing and easy-to-hold shaft design, the learning curve of the $30 Bona-Phone is considered much lower given its organic, intuitive design. Trust us, if Meredith Viera was demoing the Bona-Phone on the Today Show, she would have had no problems “answering” the thing. Product Page [via nerdapproved] [...]

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  13. cheryl on April 15th, 2008 8:37 pm

    i want this bone a phone

  14. kari on April 15th, 2008 9:09 pm

    my friend would go nuts to have this bona a phone
    she has been asking for one like this 4ever it seems lol

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