Get a load of the product description for the Snoring Keyring:
Sneeze and it snores, squeeze and it gives a big smacking kiss! Hilarious sstsocking fillers for …a snorer? A lover?
What does that even mean? Is it sneeze activated? Since when do noses make kissing sounds? What the hell is a sstsocking? One thing is for sure, this thing is freakin’ retarded – which means it’s right up our alley.
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