F**k T.M.X Elmo, the Swear Bear should be the gift on everyone’s list this holiday season.
“This bear needs his mouth washed out with soap! He looks like the perfect cuddly toy to send home with your child or give to a loved one. Unfortunately, due to a small error in design, his chip says “Eat sh*t and die, mother f*cker”, “Nobody loves you, everybody hates you, go f*ck yourself”, “Hey D*ckhead, what’re you, some kind of pervert, gotta touch teddy bears?”, and more. He isn’t appropriate for children, but you know the value of a swear word or two.”
The Swear Bear is available at Entertainment Earth for $17.99, but it will probably end up at a Spencer’s Gifts near you sometime soon.
