If you have ever wondered how weird gadgets could really get, feast your eyes on the Turd Twister.
Each Turd Twister kit comes with 10 popular, dishwasher safe ( gross! ) designs that you can use to shape your turds into fun shapes. No joke.
The product site claims that it is “great for special occasion gifts: marriage/divorce, dating/breaking up, golf tourneys, gift for the boss” etc. Yeah, go ahead and give this to your significant other or your boss and see what happens. I dare you.
The Turd Twister Starter Kit is available for $9.95.