If Barbie had a skanky sister that lives in the mountains, Trash Talkin’ Turleen would be it.
“Turleen is a sophisticated and patriotic American and a model working mother. After hours of hard work gathering carts at the Honk & Holler and waitressing at the elegant Bowlarama, she still finds time to spend quality time with her kids. With seven children and one on the way, she recently won the Mother of the Year Award from the Pink Flamingo Trailer Park Homeowners Association!”
Press on Turleen’s belly and she will say a few choice phrases like – “Pour me a double, I’m drinkin fer two,” “Bubba Jr, get off your sister!” and “Lookout, it’s a twister!”
Trash Talkin’ Turleen is available for $32.95.
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