Dick: Where is my towel when I need it? Why, it’s right by my side thanks to the Le Towelé Retractable Towel!
Jane: No freakin’ way! That must be some new fangled high-tech device!
Dick: Actually it’s just a clip on device with a retractable string that attaches to a towel.
Jane: Wait, how much did you pay for that thing?
Jane: Thanks for wasting our money asshole.