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Useless Gadgets: Le Towelé Retractable Towel

Retractable Towel

Dick: Where is my towel when I need it? Why, it’s right by my side thanks to the Le Towelé Retractable Towel!

Jane: No freakin’ way! That must be some new fangled high-tech device!

Dick: Actually it’s just a clip on device with a retractable string that attaches to a towel.

Jane: Wait, how much did you pay for that thing?

Dick: $12.99.

Jane: Thanks for wasting our money asshole.

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