Dick: Where is my towel when I need it? Why, it’s right by my side thanks to the Le Towelé Retractable Towel!
Jane: No freakin’ way! That must be some new fangled high-tech device!
Dick: Actually it’s just a clip on device with a retractable string that attaches to a towel.
Jane: Wait, how much did you pay for that thing?
Dick: $12.99.
Jane: Thanks for wasting our money asshole.
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