5 Hilarious Hot Sauces That Will Rip Your Ass To Shreds
Posted by Sean Fallon on August 5, 2008
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I’m not big into hot sauces, but I can’t help but laugh at some of the gimmicky packaging that goes along with these bottles. Some of the sauces are hotter than others, but it is a pretty safe bet that any one of these will have you tearing up on the toilet in the morning. That having been said, I have put together a list of five bottles that will leave you laughing (and burning) your ass off.
Don’t Piss Me Off: Dip the naked kid keychain in water and his little bladder will fill up enough to douse an unsuspecting victim. Just give him a little squeeze to get the job done. I don’t know what the hell that has to do with hot sauce, but it is definitely amusing. It gets a 3 out of 5 on the heat scale. Product Page ($8)
Third Degree Hot Sauce: This hot sauce bottle operates on the same principal as the Don’t Piss Me Off version, but the fire extinguisher squirt gun is a much more logical theme. It gets a 9 out of 10 on the heat scale. Product Page ($8)
Bomb Laden Hot Sauce: They say that you should “get this collector’s item while you can” but the way things are going in the hunt for Bin Laden, my guess is that it will be around for a long time to come. It gets a 5 (out of something) on the heat scale. Product Page ($8)
Buttplug Relief Hot Sauce: Described as “the official stool softener of the new millennium.” Comes with a classy penis keychain. It gets a 3 out of 5 on the heat scale. Product Page ($8.65)
Ass Reaper Hot Sauce: Still a Nerd Approved favorite. Heat rating not listed. Product Page ($8)
And if you do partake in one of these hot sauces, make sure to pick up a container of Ring of Fire After Curry Wipes to soothe your singed butthole.
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