Christmas may be a long way off, but some things are just too weird to wait. Take this Blaze Merman ornament from December Diamonds for example. As we all know, roaring fires are common in the sea and nothing says “Christmas” like a merman. Amusingly enough, there is an entire collection of ornaments based on this theme—from construction worker mermen to martini sipping mermaids.
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