Better Marriage Blanket Features Military-Grade Fart Protection

Are your nighttime farts so frequent and so potent that you and your significant other would consider buying a fart-blocking blanket? If so, you are quite a catch my friend.

The Better Marriage Blanket is made using the same kind of activated carbon fabric found in military chemical suits. So, even if your farts can kill (the video even calls it silent but deadly), this blanket will keep you both alive through the night. If you care about the welfare of your family, you owe it to them to purchase this ridiculous fart blanket.

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