Decorate Your House With Sperm

by Jonathan Fallon on December 8, 2009

in Misc. Nerdiness

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Celebrate your twisted side this season with fanciful twirled-glass pieces to display wherever and however your spirit guides. Evocative of translucent stylized gourds or glowing paisley squiggles come to life, they provide a chic, unique alternative to the usual seasonal decor.

Nice try, but a description written by an assembly of the greatest spin doctors in politics couldn’t convince the masses that this is anything but decorative glass sperm.

Product Page: ($23.75)

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