Any man that is dating a woman less than half his age is both a little creepy and very lucky. He may as well play up the difference and use these Dinosaur Condoms. She will recall dinosaurs from her recent days in high school but will probably not be bright enough to associate this dinosaur with the one she is dating. She also probably won’t notice the writing on the package that says “Product may be used during intercourse although there is no guarantee that it will prevent pregnancy or sexually transmitted diseases“.
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