Do These Turn You On?

by Sean Fallon on September 27, 2007

in Misc. Nerdiness

Naturals Nipples

What the hell do you even do with something like this? Notice the wording on the left of the package – “The Joy of Real Quality.” At least you know that you aren’t getting any second rate phony nipples. Only the best will do.

Product Page ($8.99)

[tags]sex,boob related,self-help[/tags]

  • http://www.bemlegaus.blogspot.com Andre Montejorge

    I can’t believe! It looks like fried eggs, hahahaha…

    Very good!

  • AntBee

    What about people with 3rd nipples?
    What about people who have more melanin?
    I feel so left out! I’ll take a dozen…

  • Luke

    The price coupled with the bits about quality and authenticity was what made me laugh the most.

  • http://www.criticker.com Movie Freak

    I’d give it to my dog to play with it. lol!

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