Judging from the product description, it’s obvious that nobody wanted to fess up to the fact that they’re selling a gas lighter that looks a lot like a phallus. However, it will come in handy if you want to produce a public awareness ad focused on preventing promiscuous sex. All you have to do is take this lighter and say “This is your penis” then set it ablaze and say “This is your penis on the clap….Any questions?”
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