Food Made from Hemp is “Magically” Delicious

by Sean Fallon on December 19, 2007 · 3 comments

in Misc. Weirdness

hemp_brownie

Despite lacking THC (the “active” ingredient in marijuana), a number of states have attempted to ban the sale of hemp-based foodstuffs over the years. Still, the industry has continued to thrive under the umbrella of words like “organic” and “health.” A surprising number of products are available for purchase, and each one is funnier than the next. A few more of my favorites are available after the break.

hempmilk

Hempmilk: A “Delicious and nutty tasting” drink that provides “essential and balanced nutrition for the whole family.” Product Page ($3.99)

stoner_pops

Stoner Pops: “Herb flavor” indeed. Product Page (12 for $9.95 or 80 for $47.20)

baby_bears

Sweet and Sour Hemp Baby Bears: Just like gummy bears —only different. Product Page ($2.99 for one 4 oz, bag / $99 for 50 bags)

Hemp Brownies (top image): I think they are missing the point. Product Page ($3.56)

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panini sandwich » <b>Food</b> Made from Hemp is “Magically” Delicious
December 19, 2007 at 12:01 pm

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Walter Stonewall Vaan Allen December 20, 2007 at 10:51 pm

Bullsh*t! I have some Hemp tortillas that starving squirrels won’t even touch.

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Sean Fallon December 21, 2007 at 9:25 am

Heh. Actually, I thought they might taste like crap.

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