Making love connections in Game of Thrones can be challenging. You could visit a brothel, but what if you’re looking for something more serious? All you have to do is turn to the internet and look up dating profiles. If Daenerys Targaryen had an online presence, her profile would probably look like the above. And if you don’t agree with her, well don’t get close enough for her to say “dracarys.” That only matters though if she has all of her dragons in her possession. There are also hilarious profiles for Hodor, Jaime Lannister, and The Wall.
Find your perfect Westerosi match after the break.
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