Do you feel inadequate because your are incapable of giving an adequate mustache ride like Burt Reynolds or Magnum PI? Well these gummy mustaches have something neither of those dudes had—an old-timey sarsaparilla flavor. Wait, maybe they do have an old-timey flavor—especially Burt. His mustache probably tastes like Moxie or mothballs.
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