Hello Kitty Motor Oil Keeps Engines and Sanrio’s Wallets Well Lubed

Yeah, this Hello Kitty motor oil is an actual product. Seriously Sanrio, just stop this merchandising crap right now.

It’s meant to lube engines (and the pockets of Sanrio execs) but I’ll tell you what’s gonna happen—people are going to start lubing their cats. That’s right, this is cat lube. And you don’t even want to know why people will lube their cats. All I know is, Sanrio will be sorry when the lawsuits start pouring in.

Apparently, this will be available somewhere in Japan for the equivalent of $33.

(New Launches via Boing Boing)

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