How Clark Kent managed to land a job at The Daily Planet is beyond me. It’s not like he has psychic paper like the Doctor that he can wave around as a fake resume, and he just doesn’t have enough experience. If he tried to apply to the newspaper today, he’d probably get a letter like this one from editor in chief Perry White. This rejection notice tells it like it is and makes the solid point that it’s hard to be a mild-mannered reporter – how will you get answers if you’re not bold? Time to look elsewhere, Clark!