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Maternity Mug: 10 oz. of Amniotic Goodness

If you’ve had a hard time thinking of ways to keep those confused and disgusted looks coming your way at the office, or formulating an idea to get fired from your job in a blaze of glory, you may want to give this maternity mug a try. What better way to lead in to a conversation about your bizarre sexual fetish or taste for amniotic fluid than a dishwasher safe, 10 oz. impregnated mug? You can also take it a step further and ensure a spot in the unemployment line by sealing the top and sticking a straw between those shapely ceramic thighs.

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