Maurice Moss is one of the uber-nerdy IT guys on the hit British show “The IT Crowd” and he’s up for the task of being your next Doctor. He recently posted the following on his facebook page:
I am writing to inform you that I am available to take over immediately as the next Doctor. I’ll even bring my own sonic screwdriver (mine actually works).
Looking forward to hearing from you.
Note that, like every IT guy worth his salt, he has a screwdriver at the ready. He says his actually works, but so does The Doctor’s. Sometimes you just have to try turning it off and on again.