Someone that owns a bar as classy as Moe’s Tavern is probably who you want to trust your wine opening chores to. On the other hand, the man owns a dive and knows nothing about classy drinks—but he does look a lot more interesting than your average corkscrew. Use the hands with full mugs to give you some leverage to sink that corkscrew in. When done, place him back on his body and leave the pewter representation of him on your counter. All wine aficionados should have such good taste to have this nice an opener.
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