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Reserve a Spot in Heaven: Hurry! Space is Limited!


If you are worried that your sinful lifestyle will end up biting you in the ass in the afterlife, a gag site is selling travel packages to heaven with a 100% money back guarantee. Choose from an Essential travel kit that features the basics for one person to attain eternal salvation. Or, for a few bucks more, you can get an All Access Travel Kit —an exclusive package that will get you into heaven and grant you access to areas reserved for VIPs. The packages includes tickets, certificates of reservation, id cards, and informational guides. Group discounts are available for parties of 5 —so save the whole family! More info after the break…

Naturally, this concept has many religious types in an uproar, and the site receives more than its fair share of hate mail. Still, the guys behind the site are taking it all in stride. In an interview with Fox News one of the sites creators discussed his own chances of getting into Heaven:

“I don’t know — I’ve never met the guy,” he said wryly. “I’m pretty sure if He’s got a sense of humor, He’ll like me.”

Product Page ($12.79 Essential and $15.95 for All Access via Fox News)


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