This may be my new favorite website on the planet, hands down. Allow me to introduce ShipYourEnemiesGlitter.com. Which, as the name states, will ship an envelope of glitter to someone at your request for $9.99 because, well, they’re terrible human beings just like you.
My personal favorite FAQ?
My recipient got glitter in both eyeballs, is now blind, & would like to file charges. Help?
Fair warning, there’s a whole lot of swearing and a whole lot of snark. Which is what makes it so frakkin’ amazing.
I’d write more about it, but I have to go make my list. This may take a while.