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Take The Z-SAT Aptitude Test To Determine If You Can Survive a Zombie Apocalypse

You’ll take a lot of tests in your academic career, but how many of them will apply to your everyday life? The Z-SAT includes over 300 questions for a total of 1230 points that will determine your level of zombie preparedness. It’s the most important test you will ever take.

Sample questions:

  • What is the maximum distance that fragmentation grenades can cause injury?
  • What happens if you are bitten by a zombie?
  • Which area of the human skull is the weakest?
  • True or False: A zombie’s flesh is edible and safe for consumption when cooked properly.

Once all the points are tallied, you’ll know what your life expectancy would be in the event of a zombie attack. No cheating! And make sure to use a No. 2 pencil which, incidentally, can come in handy as a makeshift weapon for eye stabbing into a zombie’s brain.

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