What I’m about to say might make some of you angry: I like Angel more than I like Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Maybe it was because Buffy had a few years to prime me or maybe it’s because I like the tone more or maybe it’s just because I like seeing Wesley go from rogue demon hunter to an incredibly complex and layered character. It’s probably a little bit of everything. Since we recently explored some great quotes from Buffy, I figured it was time to turn my attention to this wonderful series. Check out the quotes after the break.
“If this about the baby formula I snagged from the fridge last night, sorry. I was feeling a little peckish, and it was that or a glass of pig’s blood. And by the way, baby formula and kahlua, not as bad as it sounds.” – Lorne
“Funny thing about black and white. You mix it together and you get grey. And it doesn’t matter how much white you try and put back in, you’re never gonna get anything but grey.” – Lilah
“For a taciturn, shadowy guy, I’ve got a big mouth.” – Angel
Woman in alley: Thank you! Thank you! That thing was going to kill me!
Spike: Well, what did you expect? Out alone in this neighborhood – I’ve got half a mind to kill you myself, you half-wit.
Woman in alley: What?
Spike: I mean honestly, what kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley? Take two steps and break your bloody ankle.
Woman in alley: [annoyed] I was just trying to get home.
Spike: Well, get a cab, you moron, and on the way, if a stranger offers you candy, don’t get in the van!
“I’m not a snivelling, whinny, little cry-Buffy. I’m the nastiest girl in Sunnydale history. I take crap from no one!” – Cordelia
“This is grief. I’m watching human grief. It’s like offal in my mouth.” – Illyria
“To coin a popular Sunnydale phrase… Duh.” – Spike
“Well, as vampires go, you’re pretty cuddly. Maybe you might want to think about mixing up the black-on-black a little, though.” – Cordelia
“Rogue demon hunters rarely do. Wherever evil lurks, wherever the forces of darkness threaten humanity, that’s where I’ll be.” – Wesley
“Well, personally, I kinda wanna slay the dragon. Let’s go to work.” – Angel
Also, have some Spike and Angel fighting about cavemen and astronauts.
Tell us your favorites in the comments!