The Axe Sling: Be Prepared For Zombie Attacks At All Times

by Sean Fallon on June 17, 2010

in Misc. Nerdiness

From Fashionably Geek: People carry guns in sling-type holsters, so why not an axe? It’s perfect for the mobile zombie hunter that likes to get his hands dirty.

Product Page ($165 via Notcot)

Tagged as: axe, fashionably-geek, holster, sling, tools, zombies

  • Carl

    You would never be able to quickly draw an ax from a sling like that. You’d be a zombie snack in no time, but at least you would look like Paul Bunyan

  • Dennis

    Carl’s got that right. I’d rather have a flame thrower. My son has taught me everything he knows. And he knows a lot about fighting zombies – having done it so often.

  • http://idiotad.blogspot.com/ sy

    Dostoevsky trip %)

  • andr76

    RASKOLINIKOV FOREVER!!!

  • http://profiles.google.com/indigodecking Indigo C

     Except using axes on zombies is a bloodsplatter waiting to happen, and that will spread the contagion.

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