“Why depend on a therapist or mediator to help you have difficult conversations when you can have toast do it for you. These four toast stampers will help you to communicate some of life’s most awkward moments in a fun, buttery way. Just press the plastic stamper into the bread, set the toaster to its darkest setting and let warm bread say what you can’t! Nothing makes being fired go down easier than a dollop of grape jelly (not included). The next time someone offers to make you breakfast in bed, maybe they just have something to tell you…”
