“The spork is already a multi-function tool, so obviously the more functions you can add to it, the better it will be. This Ultimate Geek Spork will not only stab tater tots and carry soup to your mouth, it’s also Bluetooth (TM) enabled, USB compatible, wireless, a laser pointer, a compass, an ultra-violet flashlight, an emergency beacon, a label maker, a pepper sprayer, a thermometer, a GPS positioning unit, a makeup mirror, a glass cutter, a calorie tracker, a pedometer, a cellular phone and an 8GB flash drive. Twitters what you eat and sounds an emergency clarion when food you are about to eat is at an uncomfortably warm temperature or is just plain over-spiced. If James Bond was a total nerd and had a spork, this would be it!”
