From Fashionably Geek: So you squat down to take a dump in the street and BAM! That’s when the Google Street View car shows up. Wear this shirt to block Google and protect yourself from being photographed. Also available in bumper sticker form.
Product Page: T-Shirt ($12) Bumper Sticker ($5)

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