If you gagged watching Andrew Zimmern eat weird shit like jellied moose nose and bull penis on that “Bizarre Foods” show, then grab a bucket and prepare for Weasel Puke Coffee. This “gourmet treat” from Vietnam is made from coffee beans eaten, then thrown up by local Vietnamese weasels. The vomited beans are then lightly roasted, where the stomach acids apparently wear away the bitterness of the bean, and volia! Weasel Puke Coffee is born, “delicious and smooth” and with “a rich chocolaty flavor”…all courtesy of puke.
Product Page: ($24.99)
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Easier said than done.
X( Eeew!!! Now I’M going to puke! X(
How the fuck do they get the weasels to puke??
I hope the weasels are willing participants… I like my coffee vommited up by happy animals.
Actually, i think i prefer Luwak Coffee..
And how are they making weasels continuesly puke? Is that not painful and torturous? Is this abuse?
The product page suggests that the weasel actually enjoys picking and eating the beans. However, for some reason or another they can’t keep the beans down, so they get puked up. I’m more curious about the people who saw the potential for great taste in a coffee bean soaked with weasel barf.
This is either a genius product or a complete train wreck. @Jonathan Fallon might be on to something. Maybe some guy watched these weasels eat these coffee beans, puke them up, and then got curious and tried some of the puke himself. Then to his great surprise he found it was actually good…hence the birth of Weasel Puke Coffee!