Your average USB card reader is an ugly chunk of plastic and metal. This particular reader looks like a perfume bottle and that can be a benefit for you. Available single co-workers may think that you actually care about your hygiene. And in that same vein, keeping your desk free of obvious computer accessories makes you appear more approachable. Work is all about meeting others, isn’t it?
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He may be a maestro with creating a musical number, but working as a prep chef just does nothing to excite poor Chopin. I can understand his boredom with what he sees as a menial task, but it also points out his lack of planning to hire someone else to do it for him. The predicament he finds himself in is totally his fault, the fact that his name plus his mood are perfectly suited puns for a cutting board is just a bad coincidence.
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These plastic sausage link magnets will work their magic by displaying your fridge-worthy items as either a wiener chain or individual links. However, bear in mind that if you own a dog, you may be inadvertently targeting all of your fridgeables for destruction.
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If your regular cat isn’t up to guard duty, you may think about displaying this pissed off puss at night to help ward off mice, potential burglars, and people with allergies. However, be warned that although a quick glance may say “rabies”, anything longer than a few seconds will certainly confirm cat fakeness.
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When you go to someone’s house and spot a greeting like this on their doormat, there are a few things about your impending visit that you can count on. For starters, If you go anywhere together, it will be in a pickup truck, and your companions will be a dog and a gun rack. 2. You won’t go the evening without hearing Patsy Cline at least once. 3. There will be a wagon wheel displayed somewhere on the premises. 4. Someone will be wearing a bolo tie. If that stuff doesn’t get you off, then you can always take solace in the fact that the food will most likely be excellent.
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Tis’ the season to decorate your home with these bloody handprint adhesives. Just make sure you clear out the Halloween clutter by the 1st of the month, because a cornucopia and manger scene are waiting to move in and give that same real estate a two month exorcism.
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It is a battle for supremacy in the underworld when the vampires take on the mummies in a checkers death match. I would have to give the edge to the mummies, I am not sure the threat of someone sucking its blood puts much fear into a mummy.
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Pull back this granny’s elasticized arms and let her go. Not only will you have a flying senior citizen, she will also give her grandmotherly “Woo.. Wee..” as she is airborne. A fine change of pace for those who prefer their superheroes to have the ability to cook great cookies rather than bend steel.
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Here are the top ten Nerd Approved Gadgets for the week of September 21st-27th, 2009:
Glowing Body Parts: Illuminate your walkway.
Domsai Terrariums: Give your plants a mech.
Steady-Eddie Pizza Cutter: Steady Eddie’s death defying pizza ride on the bladed unicycle of doom.
Mr. P Picture Frame: Opens up and says “Ahhhh”.
Karate Bookends: Kick the hell out of eReaders.
Finally, a product for all those who have trouble getting anywhere on time. There is nothing like arriving at your campsite only to find that the sun has set, it is then that you realize just how dark it can get when there is no electricity around to power all the lights you are used to. These tent pegs have an LED light built into them, so as long as you remembered your tent and its accessories then you have lighting to set up your campsite. These might be the one thing that saves you from being killed by those who made the mistake of including you in their plans.
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