All you have to do to add a little music to your car is to get this guitar (or maybe it’s a violin?). It is no different than other MP3 FM players, but the need to tune it just seems more natural when applied to a musical instrument.
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You gave us Davy Jones in “Pirates of the Caribbean”, Viktor in “Underworld” and Slartibartfast in “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy”. You’ve certainly earned your wings Bill Nighy. So, here’s how you’ll be immortalized after providing 30 plus years in the entertainment industry. Enjoy!
The answer is yes…if you pulled that piece of chocolate out of a skunks ass. Seriously, there is a very distinct skunky smell to this supposedly chocolate-scented solar calculator. It’s really small too—even compared to a mass-produced, cost-cut candy bar in 2010.
As you can see, this is not exactly the same sort of Indiana Jones Mola Ram action figure you might find at your local toy store. It isn’t priced like it either. Of course, for $300 you get a super-detailed 28-inch piece of art.
In the fantasy world of Star Wars it may make sense to let rank amateurs practice their dueling skills with real lightsabers. In the real world it is far too dangerous and expensive to give inexperienced students access to a real light saber when you can use this Practice Saber Bokken. The handle is identical to a light saber and the wooden blade is a perfect approximation to a real energy blade. Rather than losing a limb in practice this one will merely cause a bruise.
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Your normal concerns when breaking in a new joystick are where the buttons are, their spacing and which button controls which functions. This Dragon USB Joystick adds the additional challenge of trying to hit the correct buttons without catching a finger inside the dragon’s mouth or stabbing yourself in the chest with the tail. Fortunately, the latter is removable.
Because “football” is synonymous with “good eatin”, it was only a matter of time before the world would receive a pigskin made from salami. No doubt this will give birth to a whole new sport called “Salamiball”, which will be played mercilessly within a chain of full-contact delis.
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Could it be that chasing cars, sniffing ass and eating your own puke is the gateway to spiritual Nirvana, or is that look just gas? Probably better to take the high road on this one. A cat version is pictured after the break.
Why let your USB cables hang out on the floor when they could be neatly wrapped up and pleasuring an eyeball? These cable caps offer stretchable bands and bizarre sexual innuendo that will allow you to keep your USB cables under control. Choose from one of 6 bizarre but gratified looking faces to house the cable head, like the “I’ve had better” camera, the bucked-tooth printer, or the “Ooooooh that’s cold” egg. Additional designs are pictured after the break.
You remember the infamous bacon tuxedo right? The image above has made the rounds on several different products, none of them more baffling than this 500 piece puzzle. It’s only $10 if you think you can handle it.
However, if that’s not enough meat puzzle for you, step up to Sunrise in Meatopia and fantasize about lying in a sausage canoe, lazily floating down a river of gravy with the hot sun cooking the Meatopian landscape to crispy perfection.
