A game of “catch the polar bear head” with your father is one of those childhood moments you will always cherish. And, to make things easier, the head sticks to the paw gloves when you catch it.
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With all of the amusing desktop games out there, and distractions like smartphones and computers at your disposal, engaging in a game of mini tennis/tetherball at work seems completely absurd. I mean, if you are going to get canned for goofing off at work, go for the gold.
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This hungry little guy just reminds you that if you are not vigilant with every penny you have, some greedy bastard is going to gobble it up. The monster that takes your money may not be silver and shiny like this one, but when you notice that you have no money left after working your ass off all week, this recession monster will remind you why.
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Everyone in the world already knows that a weather forecaster is no better at their job than the average Joe. So why even bother listening to forecasts. Just create your own on your refrigerator with these magnets. It includes all the symbols you need: sun, clouds, fronts and raindrops to name a few. You have to figure that your percentage correct in forecasting can’t be much worse then the professionals.
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You know how some water dispensers can have that plastic, squirt gun taste? The two liters of water in this Simpsons-brand dispenser is steeped in 3-eyed Blinky fish flavor.
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Despite their reputation as savages, Klingons have been known to enjoy a nice glass of wine or, as they call it, “HIq”
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Where there’s an empty pizza box or Chinese takeout container, garbage will gather. That’s why it’s only natural to turn the latter into its own trash can. Plus the term “takeout” will serve to remind you that the funk in your house isn’t supposed to fester for any lengthy period of time.
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Being relegated to laying on the floor just got a bit more enjoyable with these two Sex Rugs. Both available rugs are made with ‘experimental craftsmanship’ with some longer shag left for the purchaser to style/trim as they wish. Aphrodite, pictured above, is the more demure of the two just showing her backside. Diana, pictured after the break, obviously has no body issues as she displays even more shag that is just waiting to be trimmed per your preference.
You can tell by the look on this guys face that he has something nasty in his stomach. Your job is to use the tweezers to remove the offending bugs. You may not care whether this guy feels better or not, but you will as you eat each of the gummy bugs that you remove.
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This witch has an obsession known as “objectophilia.” That is to say, she has a sexual attraction to inanimate objects. She will violate any MP3 player or cellphone you put in front of her.
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