Bath Soccer Game

June 27, 2009

With its suction cup attached goal and floating shooting area, this Bath Football Game will give you yet one more reason to spend hours in the tub. The goalkeeper is movable, so if you really want a challenge you will need to have a partner join you. Asking a cute girl to join you in [...]

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Foot Notes Give You A Leg Up

June 27, 2009

Using regular Post-It notes show your co-workers a little more respect than you actual feel. Leaving them a memo from the lowest point of your anatomy probably is about as good as they deserve. And if you have to leave a few memos, you can leave a small trail of footprints that they will have [...]

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Granny Foosball: Score With The Elderly

June 26, 2009

These days, the elderly are not content with Bingo and rocking chairs. They are out there boxing, racing and playing soccer. This mini tabletop Foosball game will provide hours of granny-flippin’ fun.
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Care For a Succulent Fruity Boob?

June 26, 2009

These individually wrapped boobs come in three fruity flavors. Plus the tin is advertised as reusable—which is great because you just don’t throw away something this hilarious. An additional image is available after the break.

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Shoebox Organizer Makes For Easy Thievery

June 26, 2009

After decades of keeping your valuables in a shoebox rather than, say, a safe, someone has latched onto this age old storage device and decided to capitalize on it by adding some special features such as folders, an integral ring binder, and space for CDs, memory sticks, credit cards, foreign currency, keys and anything else you decide is [...]

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Shark Shaped Nail Clipper Keychain

June 26, 2009

If sharks are so adamant on taking bites out of people, take advantage of that desire by letting them take off little pieces of your fingernails with these shark shaped nail clippers. Open up the shark’s mouth, press down on his fin and you can trim your nails with ease. Comes with a handy chain [...]

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Tennis Salad Serving Set

June 26, 2009

If a few hours practicing on the court doesn’t give you enough of the tennis feeling, add a little more time with this tennis racquet and ball salad serving set. The racquet and ball may not be functional, but they are certainly useful for filling up a plate with lettuce and vegetables.
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Joseph Joseph Compact Herb Chopper

June 25, 2009

*Note to burnouts: a “chopper” is not the same thing as a “grinder.”

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Pull-Back Car Erasers Speed Through Your Mistakes

June 25, 2009

Whether you are screwing up a drawing or guessing your way through an important standardized test, these erasers with pull-back driving action will make quick work of your mistakes.
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Global Warming Light Says We’re All Gonna Die

June 25, 2009

Come bask in the glow of this global warming light and get a head start on world geography as it will appear after cow farts and man’s burning of fossil fuels turn the world’s glaciers into 200 extra feet of ocean water. But don’t get too confident, because if it all turns out to be a gigantic crock of [...]

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Pull Cord Hungry Shark

June 25, 2009

Take this little shark with you to the bath, pull the cord and he will chomp away on that swimmer. The perfect toy when you are in safe water like your tub, because the odds of your running into a man eating shark larger than this plastic version are pretty slim.
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They’re Giving Awards To Ice Buckets Now

June 24, 2009

It’s not often you can tell your guests that the ice bucket they are using is award-winning, but D-Circle’s innovative doubled-walled design for the Cooler Ice Bucket was effective enough to earn a Red Dot Design Award for 2009.
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Relaxation Ninja Battles Stress With Solar Power

June 24, 2009

This little ninja is said to bring good luck and happiness to the home by harnessing the awesome power of the sun to nod his head like an idot for hours on end. In other words, he agrees with everything you say. Is relaxation ninja a dumbass? Yes! Yes you are!
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Bootprint Potato Masher

June 24, 2009

Men enjoy mashing potatoes no matter what kind of utensil you give them to work with. Something about the need to smash things. But you will be having mashed potatoes every night if you get yourself one of the Bootprint Potato Mashers. Feeling like you are stomping those potatoes with a boot just makes it [...]

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Chainsaw Pizza Cutter

June 24, 2009

If you have tried a circular saw to cut your pizza and you still have trouble, the Chainsaw Pizza Cutter should take care of anything you can throw at it. Extra cheese or a meat lovers pie will crumble under the power of this slicer. And nothing goes with beer and pizza like a chainsaw.
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Give Your Laptop Some Pink Balls

June 23, 2009

Designed to stick on the undercarriage of your laptop, these pink balls are the easiest and most sexually ambiguous way to keep your computer cool.
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