Top Dawg Kennel Will Show Your Manager Who Is Boss
Posted by Jeff Chenkus on September 18, 2008
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There are two truths about your place of employment. First, your manager is likely scared of a barking dog. And second, you don’t like a bunch of people nosing around your cube when you aren’t there. The Top Dawg Kennel takes advantage of both. You get a little peace of mind that your stuff is being watched, and even better, your boss may crap his pants the first time he sets this off while snooping. That alone makes it worth every penny.
Product Page ($9.89)
Tantrum Throwing Alarm Clock
Posted by Jeff Chenkus on September 18, 2008
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This clock may be kind of redundant if you have kids. Five minutes before the time the alarm is set for its feet and body will start glowing. Once the alarm goes off the alarms will gently tap. But let it go for a minute and you will have a full temper tantrum on your hands. It will stay on for up to an hour, but if you can sleep through that then you deserve the sleep. And if you are feeling a little lonely you can pet his head and he will give you a nice smile and tap his hands in happiness. This thing sounds almost a little too real.
Product Page ($49.95)
Voltron Lion Force Bookends Hold Up Your Vast Collection of Hentai Comics
Posted by Sean Fallon on September 17, 2008
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If you loved Voltron as a kid, these Lion Force bookends would make a great addition to your library—no matter what perverse things you decide to stick between them.
Product Page ($130—November pre-order)
Grey Alien and Vampire Skulls: The Ultimate Addition to Your Trophy Room
Posted by Sean Fallon on September 17, 2008
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They say that man is the most dangerous game of them all. So, where can the hardcore hunter go after he has paid top dollar to bag himself a human or two on an obscure island in the Pacific run by an exotic, underground hunting operation? Aliens and vampires my friend…aliens and vampires. It’s not going to be easy, but you could cut corners and simply purchase the skulls to add to your trophy collection. Your hunting buddies will never know the truth. The vampire skull is pictured after the break.
Get Them Off The Couch With The NFL Sport Hammer
Posted by Jeff Chenkus on September 17, 2008
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Fall is the time of year when there is lots to be done around the house, but also the time of year that football games are on every weekend. If you want them to get anything done, let them watch one game and then hand them this hammer. He can go feel like the winning quarterback and you can get that fence repaired. Could be the best investment you ever make.
Product Page ($29.95)
Stilleto Bar Set
Posted by Jeff Chenkus on September 17, 2008
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No one says you have to be full of testosterone in order to mix up a few drinks. Hell, a lot of the best drinkers I ever knew were of the female persuasion. But just because she enjoys a few drinks does not mean she is not still a woman. And as such she very well may appreciate this nice bar set. All in pink and with each piece shaped like a high heel, you can open wine and beer bottles, cork a bottle or measure out a shot. All without giving up your femininity.
Who’s Naked? (NSFW)
Posted by Sean Fallon on September 16, 2008
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“Who’s Naked” puts a perverted spin on the classic game of “Guess Who” by expanding the pool of characteristics that players can utilize to determine their opponents character. In other words, pubes, boobs and penises FTW.
Product Page ($40)
A Throne Fit For a Hip Hop King
Posted by Sean Fallon on September 16, 2008
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Every king needs a throne, and rulers with a taste for urban chic will certainly find something to like in Ted Nemeth’s creation. It features hand tooled leather, customizable graffiti by NYC street artist BLKINK and brass knuckle accents. Unfortunately, a throne fit for a king is going to cost a king’s ransom at $5150. Additional images are available after the break.
Love Beyond The Grave Centerpiece
Posted by Jeff Chenkus on September 16, 2008
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This table centerpiece just keeps on giving. Use the wine glasses to give a toast to the luck lady who happens to be eating with you. Then put the glasses back in the nice hand holders and let those beyond the grave have their own little toast. Everyone’s a winner.
Product Page (£293.13, close to $600)
The Kenny Bong Will Hurt You More Than Him
Posted by Jeff Chenkus on September 16, 2008
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Kenny may have been killed a hundred times in South Park, but this is one case where he is more of the killer than the victim. No matter how bad a cigarette may be for you, smoking anything out of a bong has to be ten times as bad. Call it Kenny’s revenge.
Product Page ($18.20)
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